среда, 19. август 2015.

Me in the kitchen-sad story!

I dok sam ja mislila da zaista umem dobro da spremam u kuhinji, jucerasnja uzina je pokazala nesto potpuno suprotno.
Ovo sam ja i moja istinita prica direktno iz kuhinje: 



Jos 15 minuta do 16h. Vreme je nesto pojesti. Sta cu danas praviti? Kolace? Mmm, moze. Ali koje? Najbolje je neke jednostavne, i onako nemam sve sastojke u kuhinji. Da pogledamo neke recepte na internetu. "Jeftini i brzi kolaci"-Coolinarka, sastojci: 200g badema, cokolada u prahu...I ovo je jeftin kolac, please?...Bolje je da pogledam mamine recepte. Proja. Odlicno, ovo cu spremiti. Mamina sveska recepata je zakon! 
Sastojci za proju: 2 jajeta, (super, to imam), 3 soljice psenicnog brasna, 4 soljice kukuruznog brasna. Kukuruzno brasno?! Sta to bese? Aha, to je ono zuto brasno koje trenutno nemam. Baba! Imam pile bakino. Baba, volim te! 2 soljice ulja, 3 soljice mineralne vode (to nemam, ali moze i obicna voda, I hope so), pecivo i malo soli. E sada imam sve sastojke! Hell yeaaaah!
Ali, prvo malo muzike! Shut up and dance je na replay-u. Uf,odakle prvo da krenem? Odatle da trebas prvo umutiti jaja,  you fella! A, da naravno! Ovo se super muti, bice to najbolja proja na svetu! Kako sam samouverena! Sve je gotovo, ovo se predobro sjedinilo! ♫She took my arm, I don't know what happ.... O ne, zaboravila sam da ukljucim rernu! :O
Shut up and dance, ti si kriva za to! Ko ce sada cekati 10-ak minuta da se zagreje rerna? Ma bolje je da odmah ubacim tepsiju. 10 minuta kasnije: O, Boze! Ova proja je ispucala kao suva zemlja! Ma hajde, nije to nista strasno Miko, opusti se! 15 minuta kasnije: M, mislim da je ovo fino ispeceno, mama ce se oduseviti!
Super mirise! Ali, kakva je ova proja?! Tanka je kao papir! Bedak, ovo niko nece jesti! Mozda ce biti ukusnija ako je probamo sa jogurtom? Prvo parcence, mom zelucu je vec tesko, mislim da je pametna ideja da ovo ostavim!
 Pa dragi ukucani, ili uzmite ovu proju ili ostavite, treceg nema.
Zbogom draga kuhinjo! Zbogom! Necemo se videti u buducem periodu i nece mi nedostajati! Smrc!

Moja proja nije izledala, kao sto sam ocekivala, ovako:



Vec, ovakooo:

Ne dozvolite da vas izgled prevari!

Da, mozda izgleda kao dobra proja, izgled uvek vara. Zalosno, ali istinito. Smrc!

Ako ste pocetnici u kuhinji moj savet vam je da pre nego sto krenete sa pripremom detaljno proucite uputstvo recepta, posavetujte se sa vasom mamom ili bakom! :D


 
While I was thinking how good I am in cooking, yesterday's snack showed something totally different.
 This is me and my true story direct from kitchen:


 Quarter past four! It's time for snack! But, what to prepare? Cookies? Mmm, great idea! But wich cookies? Any simple, I don't have too much ingredients in the kitchen! Let's look for some on the Internet: "Cheap and fast cookies", ingredients: 200g almonds, chocolate powder...And this is cheap, please? Let's look in mum's cookbook. Pone. Yeah, I'm gonna prepare this! Mum's cookbook is lex!
Ingreients for pone: 2 eggs (I got it), 3 cups of flour, 4 cups of corn flour. Cor flour?! What was that? Oh, yeah, that the flour wich I don't have right now. Grandma! I have it, sunshine! Oh, I love you grandma!
2 cups of oil, 3 cups of mineral warher (oh, I don't have it, but I can use tap water, I hope so), pastry and bit of salt. Now I have all ingredients. Hell yeaaaaah!
But first, music. Shut up and dance is on replay! Ohhh, from where to begin?! From there that you have to mix eggs, you fella! Oh, of course! This is super mixing, it's gonna be the best pone on earth! I'm so confident! It's finished, this is great! She took my arm, I dont' know how it hap.... Oh noooo! I forgot to turn on the oven! Shut up and dance, it's your faul! Oh, who will wait for 10min. for oven to warm?
It's better to insert the bakyng tray immediately! 10 minutes later: God! This pone cracked like drougty earth! Oh come on, it's nothing serious, just relax Mika! 15 minutes later: Well I think this is super baked, mum will be delighted!
Nice smell! But, what's happend with this pone?! It's sleazy! Despair, no one will eat this! Maybe to try it with jogurt!
First piece, my stomach is hard, it's good idea to not eat this anymore!
So, my dear family memebrs, use this pone or leave it, there is no third!
Good bye kithcen! Good bye! We won't see each other in the future and I won't miss you!

(my pone is the one on the secend pic,see up)

If you are beginers in the cooking, my advice is to have consultation with your mum or grandma if you don't want to ruin your dreams! Hah, bye! :D


 

12 коментара:

  1. Super post!
    http://mirjanasmagicalcorner.blogspot.com/

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  2. Hahaahahhahah to se i meni stalno dešavalo!! Na početku mi je sve bilo tvrdo i nejestivo, ali nisam odustajala pa nemoj ni ti! Hahaha kad se samo setim da ni jaje nisam umela normalno da razbijem. Užas!! Hahaha odličan post!

    svetjednedevojke.blogspot.com

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    1. Hahahah, a meni cesto puta ili jelo zagori ili je nepeceno. Ali dobro, ima vremena, naucicemo, to je valjda najmanji problem. :)♥

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  3. hahah i meni se ovo desavalo sa mafinima
    http://thewhiteandgold.blogspot.com/
    Ako zelis pogledaj moj novi post i postani clan mog bloga,ja vec jesam clan tvog blogaaa <3 <3

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  4. Ma super je stvarnoo...Nikad ni meni nije ispalo kao na slici jednostavno ne moze :-)

    jananikolic.blogspot.com/

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  5. Pa izgled je mozda ok, ali ukus, veruj mi, bolje da ne znas kakav je hahah. :D♥

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  6. Super post!
    Pridruzi se ovom blogu, ako zelis http://dnkbff.blogspot.com/

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  7. Super post, vjeruj mi nisi jedina hahahha

    Nova sam
    http://mcreativeway.blogspot.com/?m=1

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